I am learning first hand how tedious (and frustrating) it can be to deal with Israeli
bureaucracy. I am in the midst of getting my Israeli driver’s license, a multi-step process that has amazed me at its lack of efficiency! Officially, a foreigner is allowed to drive with their foreign driver’s license for one year. The end of my first year (according to my visa) is approaching. Thankfully I started the process early enough, as it seems to take many weeks to actually accomplish the goal. I started about 3 weeks ago…
Step 1 – Get a temporary Israeli ID number that will only be used on my driver’s license. I need a temporary number since I am not a citizen. This involves going to the Licensing Authority, taking a number that marks your turn, and waiting for your turn. If you are lucky…a 30 minute or less wait. If you are unlucky, especially if you arrive over the mid-morning lunch break when the place comes to a complete standstill…a 2+ hour wait. I was lucky with step 1!
Step 2 – Eye Exam and License Photo. This must be completed at one of the designated optometrist shops around town. The exam is identical to the test we are given at American driving licensing centers…a 30 second test of reading the bottom line and telling where you see the flashes of light. Worth the time to make a special trip to an optometrist and the 40 shekels?…not really!
Step 3 – Doctor Exam – Another 30 second encounter! You look healthy and don’t have any of the listed diagnoses…check, check, and signed. But considerable time was involved with making an appointment, getting to the office for the appointment, and then waiting to be seen by the doctor. All for a 30 second visit?!
Step 4 – Get the stamp to designate that I do not need to take the written examination. Since I have a driver’s license from another country, I am only required to take the driving exam. Thank goodness…I can’t imagine trying to take a written exam in Hebrew!! So, a return trip the driving licensing authority is required. This trip…I wasn’t so lucky with my timing, having forgotten about the mid-morning break. But I did remember to bring a book to read, and the people watching at such a place is great entertainment!
Step 5 – Driving School. The Israeli driving licensing process requires every foreign driver applying for an Israeli license to take at least one lesson before the test. I learned that brand new drivers need to take a minimum of 28 lessons! The driving school serves as the liaison between you and the licensing authority and makes the necessary arrangements for the driving test. All the aforementioned paperwork is handed over to the driving school and you wait…wait…wait to be told when you will take your test. You go when you are told…not necessarily when it is convenient for your schedule.
Step 6 – Pay for driving exam. Payment is rendered at your local post office. A trip to the post office somehow usually involves at least a 30 minute wait…
Step 7 – Driving Test. Immediately prior to the test, you have one last lesson with the driving instructor, which ends at the driving test center. For the test, it might be you and the examiner in the car. Or perhaps 2-3 other people taking their tests will be in the car and you all take a turn. This exam will be given on the streets of Jerusalem, not in a designated testing lot like when I took my test at age 16.
I thought my test would be this Friday, but was told today that I now need to wait until the end of next week.
If I pass:
Step 8 – Picking up your Driver’s License. The helpful secretary at the driving school will tell me what to do. I assume this is also done at the licensing authority. Note to self, go early in the morning and well before the 10:30 AM break time!
If I don’t pass:
Step 8 – return to step 5, take more lessons if needed, and wait to be told when I can retake the test.
One reason for at least one week of time this process has taken is actually not the fault of the bureaucracy. I am currently stalled (no pun intended!) at Step 5, the driving lessons. I am taking lessons to improve my manual driving skills. In Israel, taking the driving exam in an automatic car is listed as a restriction on your driver’s license. And since the majority of rental cars in Europe (and borrowed family cars in Holland!) are manual, J and I thought it would be a good opportunity for me to improve my skills. I don’t think the crowded streets of Jerusalem are the best place to practice! But, if I can drive stick shift in these conditions well enough to pass the exam, I can drive stick shift in any situation :) It’s been going well, and if I can keep from getting flustered during the test, I think I have a good chance of passing! My instructor has told me that I am ready to take the test and would pass me if he was my examiner!
My test will hopefully be next Thursday or Friday! I will keep you posted about the outcome.